4.18.2008

Oh .. this is funny!

I got this email from a friend ... very funny!!

Why females should avoid owning a cuckoo clock …

The other night I was invited out for a night with the girls. I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, “I promise!” Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 am, a bit loaded, I stumbled home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing that my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution in order to escape a possible conflict with him. Even when totally smashed … 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos = 12 cuckoos (midnight). The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him “MIDNIGHT” … he didn’t seem upset in the least. Whew! I got away with that one! Then he said … “we need a new cuckoo clock”. When I asked why, he said, “Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said oh shit!, cuckooed four more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more and then tripped over the coffee table and farted!

Oops!
MPM
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