Is it completely inappropriate ...

... to monogram the thoughts in my head on objects?

Like say ... instead of ho, ho, ho ...

maybe ... "I' ll be your ho!"

or ... instead of trick or treat ...

how about ... "will trick for treats?"

and lastly ... instead of gobble, gobble ...

how about ... "I don't need to gobble I already wobble!"

Can you tell I have been holed up in a warehouse with no windows ... all day?

MPM