5.30.2008
Lilly-itis!!!

5.29.2008
New friend or new boyfriend?

(BTW ... Little Mister fell asleep on the couch! So freaking cute!!)
5.28.2008
WTH ... aspanagas?
Last night at a mexican restaurant on the square I was reading the menu looking for the yummy vegetarian dishes. I came across a veggie quesadilla. Sounds good, let's read on. Two of the ingredients celery and coliflower. Ok ... do not add a "vegetable" that appears regularly in soups and stews and WTF is coliflower??? I am not touching that one with a ten foot pole.
So, I begin to recover and then tonight I am perusing the chinese menu for delivery and I come across another vegetable which I am not familiar. Aspangas. Ok ... what the hell is that one?
I understand the language barrier, but perhaps the printer could use their spell check?
MPM
5.27.2008
Extra madras pool has a new home!
I am just saying ...
MPM
5.26.2008
Preppy BBQ ... 101!
5.25.2008
10 only happens once!
So, the rest of my weekend? We haven't really decided what to do. I know this afternoon I am taking the kids to the pool. Will I put on a suit? Oh, that would be a hell no!!! It is too early in the season to bear this body. I will need tons of sun before I decide to show up in full suit. As Hairgirl says ... "fat always looks so much better brown that white"! Totally agree!!! Plus our pool is always filled with bikini clad moms and I am just not there. Not kidding. Definitely not there.
We are having a bbq tonight. Very small but special. Little Mister has finished kindergarten and wants to graduate. He thinks if he does not graduate he will be going back another year. Two is enough in his book. He wants to be done and I don't blame him. So, since the school does not graduate them ... I will! 6:30 my backyard ... small ceremony. Just for him. He is totally pysched. Anything to reassure him he is done and ready for first grade!
What are you doing? Anyone leaving town ... or have the gas prices scared you home? They surely have kept my driving around at a minimum. I mean I would rather spend $100 on shoes anyday instead of gas. Can I get a hell yeah?
MPM
5.24.2008
Seriously exhausted!
Huge day of cleaning out. You would not believe the amount of crap that accumulates the last couple of weeks of school. I am talking some serious crap. We started in Little Lawyer's room. He and I made the bed, tidied (a bunch), put away all the stuff he wanted to keep from 5th grade, pulled some scary stuff out from under the bed and make that room SPARKLE!! Then he was off the play at the SIL. Gone the rest of the day.
Ok, now Little Mister's room. Same story. Bed, dust, tidy ... organize! This room needed serious help. You know the kind where you refold every drawer, put away each toy into its own space. This sort of thing. Went on forever.
Babycakes' room. Super way cute. Pink and light lime to the max. One big preppy room. Totally love it. This room needed dusting, vac and all kinds of clothes refolded and put away. That chick needs nothing!!! If you see me out and about please stop me and ask me where in the hell I plan on putting whatever I am holding preparing to buy. She needs not a damn thing for atleast two years.
So when that was all done I got ready to tackle the sea of laundry. Broke it all out and had about 8 loads. There was no way that was ever gonna get done this weekend. So ... I packed it all up and headed in the Jeep to the laundry mat. This was a great plan. Tackle it all in a couple of hours and get some time alone. Oh yes, you heard me. I took my Gain detergent, Gain fabric softener and Gain bounce to the laundry mat. If you have never been there I feel for you. It was a blast from my poor childhood past. My mom and I would go every week. I loved it. All that detergent in those tiny boxes. It was the bomb. Still is ... at least the one I went to today. Super clean and the Asian guy was super helpful. He pointed me to the very large machines in the back. Got it all done, folded and put away in less than three hours. Just you try to beat that.
Now I am super pooped. Sitting here blogging, dog sitting on my foot. Boys watching TV with Daddy and Babycakes is fast asleep. Perfect day of cleaning, organizing and laundry. And you just know that laundry mat smells fantastic. I mean the sea of Gain I used will keep that place fresh for days!!!
MPM
5.23.2008
Girl power rocks!
Lawyer and the boys came home about 9:30. They were pooped. Very. Long. Week!
We just watched Grey's from last night. Awesome! I am totally pysched. It was the best show in a very long time! Lawyer and I had a great night. Just hanging and watching. Made out in the commercials. All in all way cool!
He asked me how was my day 1 to 10. Morning was maybe a 5 ... fight with kids before school and coffee was cold once we finally sorted it out. Shopped with my friend Content all morning. She treated me to a Latte and a scone. That made it an 8 ... quality time tonight with Babycakes and now Lawyer makes it a 9. Who could ask for more?
MPM
SUMMER!!!
Him: Where is all the stuff that was in the office on the floor?
Me: I put it away where it belongs.
Him: Yeah, right ... you could never find a place for all of that stuff.
Me: Are you doubting me?
Him: I am just saying!!
He is right. There was a huge mess. But I swear I cleaned every bit of it up. Pictures to come.
Have a great night. Babycakes and I are alone. Lawyer took the boys and some friends to see Indiana Jones. Hooray for us ... girl power!!! We have ordered a pizza and are watching Mickey Mouse Clubhouse on DVR. I know big times!!!
MPM
5.21.2008
Oh and yes, bought more crack today ...
Oh, and I bought an extra madras pool ... anybody want it? The first person who asks and wants to pay $10 plus shipping can have it. I will send you a paypal invoice ... go for it!!
MPM
Oh ... I am planning to clean ... BEWARE!

This will be me in the morning ... Little Miss Tidy! My office is SCARY!!! I mean tons of orders finished, crap everywhere, needs a total overhaul ... SCARY. My kids are afraid to go in, not really a bad thing... but still it is beginning to make me itch! In a big way! I will take photos tomorrow and show you before and after. You will be proud ... pinky swear!!!
And then tomorrow night this will be me ... Little Miss Fun!!! I am going off tomorrow night with Hair Girl and Maggi to a cutie little shindig!!! I will give you the deets later ...
Have a great night ... Oh, and I think David A*** (because I could not begin to spell it) is going to win American Idol even though I want David Cook to win. We shall see!!!
MPM
5.20.2008
Swap questions ... answered!
She has asked me to answer my own questions ... so here goes -
1. Besides pink and green … what other colors do you like?
Chocolate brown, navy and orange
2. What are your favorite things to do?
Shop (I need a program for this one), read magazines, antique, decorate my house and monogram!
3. Where do you shop and what are your favorite things to buy?
JCrew, Lilly, Vineyard Vines, Banana and of course TJMaxx!!! I buy all kinds of things, but you will probably see me most days in a skirt, polo or monogrammed t shirt and flops!
4. Do you have any hobbies?
I think Lawyer would say shopping!!
5. What is your monogram? mMp
6. What was the last meal you had? I am a vegetarian ... so usually pretty dull, but last night I had a bowl of Total and Cranberry cereal and a large Vodka Tonic (bad day!!)
7. If you had a free weekend and money was not an option … where would you go? Beach ... no thought necessary!
8. What is your favorite thing to wear? Skirt, polo and flops at the moment. Sometimes I add a cardigan to add some jazz! I am loving my new Tori Burch flops ... I may need some more.
9. On a scale of 1 to 10 … how preppy are you? 7 1/2 ... I do like some of the cute things out that are not always super preppy!
10. On a rainy day … what do you like to do? Curl up on the sofa with a handful of magazines and my monogrammed throw and read forever!
11. Favorite preppy designers? Lilly and VV
12. Favorite preppy accessories? Pearls, Gumball necklaces and enamel bracelets
13. Any other favorite things? I am easy ... I like lots of things!
14. Do you collect anything? Tole trays and anything old and beat up!
15. Favorite thing to do in the Summer? Grill, play in the yard for hours, pool and of course the beach!
16. What most makes you think of Summer? Vegetables off the grill, bubbles and the stack of pool towels which seems to stay on my dryer.
17. Favorite treat/drink? Sweet tea and iced nonfat lattes!
18. Any thing else you think I should know that I completely left out? That pretty much tells you about me ... anything else you want to know?
I love swaps ... and summer should be the best so far!!!
5.18.2008
Beach countdown ... 34 days!!!!!

Little Mister turned 7 on the trip. Seriously ... he's seven?
My dad and the kids at the playground. They played here while Mom and I shopped at the Outlets. Kind of a great set up ... a playground at the Outlet Mall!!

The race cars at the Fun Park. This place was tons of fun. I felt just like a kid again!!



34 more days ... time to start packing!!! And I am not even kidding!
MPM
I am dreaming of ...
5.17.2008
What does your name mean?
And just in case you were wondering ... this is truly me! I mean the scary stuff! I am not at all tooting my own horn ... I asked the BFF and she is the one who says it is really, really me!
You are influential and persuasive. You tend to have a lot of power over people.Generally, you use your powers for good. You excel at solving other people's problems.Occasionally, you do get a little selfish and persuade people to do things that are only in your interest.You are usually the best at everything ... you strive for perfection. You are confident, authoritative, and aggressive. You have the classic "Type A" personality.You tend to be pretty tightly wound. It's easy to get you excited... which can be a good or bad thing.You have a lot of enthusiasm, but it fades rather quickly. You don't stick with any one thing for very long.You have the drive to accomplish a lot in a short amount of time. Your biggest problem is making sure you finish the projects you start.You are deeply philosophical and thoughtful. You tend to analyze every aspect of your life.You are intuitive, brilliant, and quite introverted. You value your time alone.Often times, you are grumpy with other people. You don't appreciate them trying to interfere in your affairs.You are friendly, charming, and warm. You get along with almost everyone.You work hard not to rock the boat. Your easy going attitude brings people together.At times, you can be a little flaky and irresponsible. But for the important things, you pull it together.
What does your name mean?
5.15.2008
Vaca for two at ... Serenbe!!

5.13.2008
All clear!!!
So ... one down and one to go.
And on a positive note they did find something called an LSV (left sinus Valsalvia). This is present in one percent of the population. 99% of people have only one source of blood flow into the heart - on the right side. Little Mister is special. The LSV means he has two sources of blood flow into his heart, one on the right and one on the left. It is no big thing and does not affect the heart at all. What does this mean ... he is special!!! But I could have skipped the whole last three weeks of drama and told you that ... FOR FREE!!!
Cheers! MPM
5.12.2008
Oh Hair Girl ... this is for you!!!
It rocks.
Check it out ...
http://declarenc.blogspot.com/2008/05/what-happens-when-prisoners-get-bored.html
Thanks to I do Declare for the giggles. It completely erased my thoughts of Pediatric Cardiologists and the EKG and sonogram Little Mister has scheduled for the morning. I know I promised you juicy deets from the getaway weekend, but that will have to wait. I am overwhelmed with worry and prayer at the moment.
I promise ... tomorrow!!
MPM
Summer swap questions for my super cute partner!!
Here are my questions for my cute partner ...
1. Besides pink and green … what other colors do you like?
2. What are your favorite things to do?
3. Where do you shop and what are your favorite things to buy?
4. Do you have any hobbies?
5. What is your monogram?
6. What was the last meal you had?
7. If you had a free weekend and money was not an option … where would you go?
8. What is your favorite thing to wear?
9. On a scale of 1 to 10 … how preppy are you?
10. On a rainy day … what do you like to do?
11. Favorite preppy designers?
12. Favorite preppy accessories?
13. Any other favorite things?
14. Do you collect anything?
15. Favorite thing to do in the Summer?
16. What most makes you think of Summer?
17. Favorite treat/drink?
18. Any thing else you think I should know that I completely left out?
I have to get to know her so I can pick out the perfect gifts!!! I love to shop and I need to know all I can so I can maximize my budget. Oh .... I do hate that b word! I highly recommend swaps ... sign up. You will have a great time! Good luck Hair Girl ... I have good thoughts for this one.
MPM
5.11.2008
HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!!!
Kisses to all of you mommies! You work your fannies off and you know it!!!
xoxo, MPM
5.07.2008
Please do not call ... I won't be home!
If you are faced with the Hundred Acre Woods ...
MPM
5.06.2008
Crack alert peeps!!!

Clemson Girl ...
And if I come I will bring you a sursy, or two!!!
MPM
5.03.2008
Wow ... is that a brand new Target?
A great idea I got from Tickled Pink and Green!!! These are in my laundry room holding summer flip flops. Paper Girl suggested I labeled them with monogram stickers. Great idea ...
MPM
And I thought having a baby made me a mom ...
So it started on Thursday afternoon with Little Mister and another one of his constipation bouts. Oh these are so much fun for all!!! We were at June Cleaver's house for our regular Thursday cocktail and play date and his constipation kicks in. I will leave out the horrible details. Let's just say that when he gets constipated he tries to hold it in and it continually sneaks out. Oh this is BIG fun. So after a couple of hours of playing this game at June's, we finally feed the kids and I take mine home. Oh, he has clothes that need washing and he and I are both totally frustrated. With the situation and each other!!! So I get him home and he finally produces the movement and ofcourse it is huge. My doctor calls it a toilet choker. And ... they are! (I always feel like he just gave birth) Fabulous!! But wait ... now the toilet breaks. Seriously? WTH????Won't fill up, won't flush and I am completely hacked off. I can not leave the stinky very large thing there all night and until the plumber comes ... what will I do? June suggests I get it out of the toilet and there in lies the mom moment. The kids are in the shower and I am next to the potty with a slotted spoon, a colander and a bottle of bleach. I leave it there!!! Are you kidding me - am I really doing this????
Then, last night we are enjoying a drive in Lawyer's Jeep with the top down. We just dropped off Little Lawyer for a sleep over and we were on our way home. The kids are quiet in the back. Babycakes is playing with her new mini Pucci Puppy and Little Mister is playing game boy. It is going to be a great night!!! All of a sudden Babycakes starts bawling and screaming. And I am thinking OMG ... did one of them fall out of the jeep on the street? Oh yes they did ... but it wasn't the kids it was Pucci Puppy. He flew out of the jeep and is on the road and she is hysterical! So, I do a u-turn go back to look for Pucci and there he is in the middle of the road. And me ... yes, that was me dodging cars at 6:45 pm to retrieve Pucci Puppy. Yes, that was me risking my life to save a stuffed dog. Only because I am the mom!!! He is safe and resting comfortably!!
I am hoping to fly under the radar today ... MPM